"Nothing short of delightful, at any given time"
...is how I describe myself. How I come across is entirely up to you.
I'm a writer.
I was born on May 16, 1966 and grew up in Laguna Beach, California, an obese child with a lateral lisp (just like Sylvester the Cat). I graduated from University of Southern California where I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree in French, the easiest way I could find to drink my way through college (I haven't had a drink since April 19, 1998 and, no, I can't seem to shut up about it).
My heart belongs to a man named Petie and a dog named Ringo. I'll bet if I was someone else I would envy me, and sometimes I have to remind myself of that.
I live in Glendale, California.